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My Raps and Riddles
(for the record I dont think I can rap)
 

My Riddles
 
Who Am I...
Some think I'm crazy, some think I'm sane.
I like to keep my house simple and plain.
I had my own t.v. show, all alone.
I helped people decorate their home.
On my show, I like to talked a lot.
I tell everyone to put flowers in a pot.
Follow the law and rules, so I was taught.
But recently, I got in trouble with the stock.
I was put to jail, after they settled my case.
Now your gonna have to find your own vase!
Martha Stewart<highlight here for the anwser
 
Who Am I...
Some think Im gay and some think Im straight
For a living, I help people lose weight.
The way I act should be against the law.
To drink out of a cup I use a straw.
I say "your a pony!", not a horse.
Do you know where I do intercorse?
Answer: Richard Simmons<highlight for the answer
 
Who Am I...
I'm a big guy, I can't fir in a car.
I'm the new "biggest" singer and star.
I won 1st place on Fox's TV show.
I am black, but I don't have a fro.
I was the winner, but Clay should of won.
You can always see me because I weigh a ton.
Anwser: Ruben Studdard<highlight here for the answer
 
Who Am I...
Back in the day I was always on top.
All my fans called me "the king of pop."
I'm white, but I used to be black.
I look like a woman, but I have no rack.
After many years, Im still a star.
Until the police put me in their car.
I was arrested, so I was told.
Just because I liked a 6 year-old.
So for all those fans who always sent me mail.
From now on, send them to the county jail.
Answer: Michael Jackson<highlight here for the answer
 
Someone emailed me to do a riddle about this star below
 
Who Am I...
Im a rich, famous, actor, and star.
I have a expensive house and a car.
Im so lucky, I've never been mugged or robed.
Right now Im the biggest teenager heart throb.
Girls like to put pictures of me in their room.
Im pretty sure that I have a movie coming soon.
Some think Im cool and most think Im lame.
Because every single movie I talk the same.
I didnt give you much clues, but I dont care.
Wait I'll give you one, I have blondish hair.
Thats it,  I must go, and have no fear.
In one movie I said "Something draws near"
Orlando Bloom<highlight here for the awnser
 

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If you have a celebrity you want a riddle or rap about, tell me.